For Buckingham Palace, and all those whose dogs.....do what they should do, however, certainly not where they do do it

Queen Juliette comments below

The Human who cleans up little mistakes around the palace, has found the very best miracle remover of all! Traces of things dogs are not supposed to do, but always do, on rugs, furniture, and so on, disappear at the application of Fizzion Clean!! Fizzion is a CO2 spray, green as The Royal Gardens, safe as anything one could have imagined, ( even for those dogs who, inexplicably, insist upon licking it .)
The Dowager Queen finds the only spot worthy of her leavings, is one of the antique Aubusson palace carpets, in palest of pastels.  'Tis is her chosen spot, and no amount of pleading has changed her mind
As the human who scurries behind her, at a respectful distance, of course, once she has left the area,
I blot the deposit with paper towels, holding it down with my non royal foot, I then liberally pour on the Fizzion, soaking the area, retreat from the room and find the sherry decanter
Every single time, there is no evidence that anything untoward has happened, no matter what the content of said leaving. I repeat, nothing remains at all!
Queen Juliette: "A piffle of a problem. Not worth mentioning, ( but, secretly, she has written to her good friend, The (other) Queen, to use Fizzion with her Corgis).
"And so, dear readers, puppies, dogs, kittens, cats and probably hamsters and such, do direct your human staff to obtain for you, the above named miracle product.
And now, I must be off. It is time for a little sherry. Hmm, the sherry seems to have gotten a little low."
As ever,  HRH, Juliette,
Queen of All That Matters
(and, her ever patient human)

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party girls

Why is Amélie  asleep ? Is Esmé  asleep, or is one eye half-open? Amélie is a party girl… always running towards the fun. Known for her unbridled enthusiasm, she is  a white tornado. Although she will not admit it, she needs to experience the restorative powers of sleep so she can do it all over again, several more times that day.

Esmé watches out for her because she knows  that despite her incessant and annoying good cheer, Amélie is a sweet and well meaning pup, bringing  much joy to those within hearing distance of about a mile.  Amélie helps to diffuse the difficult and tense encounters within the palace walls, totally unaware that she takes the brunt of much of it

As Amélie bounces their way, the other dogs race for cover. A conversation is never short, nor is it quiet. One by one, they begin to wonder:  could we be approaching life too seriously?  Sometimes, grumpy Milou thinks, "Should I smile at her with my most charming smile, and hope that she will go away, or perhaps I should consult Machiavelli, I am sure he would have an idea as to how to keep her spirits down." Most times, Milou treats Amélie with his special growl, wondering why any creature would want to be happy all the time!  

This time , Amélie is so tired after cheering a the coyotes vs. chihuahua games of chance and daring.  Gentleman Jack reported from the game: